Say what?

-(A) "I'm going to leave at a decent time and go get a slushie" (C) "We are going out and could get one" (A) No it's not the same, I'll go."

-(While unloading the dishwasher-(C) "Any idea why there's a golf ball in here?" (A)"Madison"

-(A)"Did you find your keys?" (C)"No. I've even looked in the fridge and pantry"

-(C to M)"Are you pooping?! You didn't eat enough to poop!"

-(Had given M her snack cup on the way home and Alan got her out of her seat)(A)"Holy cow, what was in there... sawdust?"